Holy moly, Teyvat's population just keeps ballooning! As of 2025, Genshin Impact's roster has exploded like one of Klee's bombs with over 70 playable characters roaming its vibrant landscapes. From ageless dragon sovereigns to zombie pharmacists clutching snake companions, this free-to-play RPG serves more chaotic energy than a Mondstadt tavern brawl. Our traveler twins Lumine and Aether sure have collected an eclectic crew during their sibling hunt – let's dive into the wild world of character stats, backstories, and eyebrow-raising secrets!
🔍 The Teyvat Census: Who's Who in 2025
Here's the scoop on heights, birthdays, and age mysteries (because apparently immortality is contagious in this universe):
| Character | Age Estimate | Birthday | Height / Model |
|---|---|---|---|
| Neuvillette | Appears 25-30 (Actually 6,000!) | December 18 | Tall Male |
| Nahida | Host Body 14-16 (500+ years) | October 27 | Short Female |
| Arlecchino | 25-30 | August 22 | Tall Female |
| Gaming | 18-20 | December 22 | Medium Male |
| Yumemizuki Mizuki | Looks 20-22 (Unknown) | March 16 | Medium Female |
| Varesa | 20-22 | November 15 | Medium Female |
| Zhongli | Appears 27-32 (6,000+) | December 31 | Tall Male |
| Klee | 8-10 | July 27 | Short Female |
Full chart with all characters available in-game archives - good luck scrolling through that beast!
🤯 Standout Characters & Their Shenanigans
Let's unpack the wildest backstories that make Teyvat feel like a supernatural soap opera:
- Albedo (500+ year synthetic human): This chalk prince spends his days babysitting explosive toddlers and hiding earth-shattering secrets. You know what I mean? Dude literally has "world destruction potential" scribbled in his lab notes!
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Baizhu & His Snake Accessory: Liyue's sketchiest pharmacist carries Changsheng the serpent like a designer handbag while obsessing over immortality. Bonus points for adopting zombie child Qiqi as his eternal sidekick.
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Arlecchino (The Knave): This Fatui harbinger runs an orphanage-turned-spy-academy where kids call her "Father." She'll bake cookies with one hand while plotting world domination with the other - talk about multitasking!
- New Kids on the Block - Mizuki & Varesa: Mizuki's a dream-eating enigma who materialized in 4.8 update, while Varesa's desert-themed mechanics have players seeing mirages. Both 20-somethings with zero backstory crumbs - typical Hoyo teasing!
💬 People Also Ask: Burning Teyvat Questions
- Who's the oldest playable character?
Neuvillette (6,000 years) beats Zhongli by centuries - though both need senior discounts at Bubu Pharmacy.
- Can humans date adepti?
Ganyu's 3,000+ years haven't stopped shipping wars. Our verdict? Probably violates inter-species HR policies.
- Why do all archons look 20-something?
Venti set the "eternal youth" cosmetic standard. Celestia's anti-aging serums must be fire.
❓ FAQ: Quickfire Character Queries
Q: Who has the weirdest birthday?
Bennett (February 29th) - he only ages once every 4 years! Explains his disaster-prone luck.
Q: Tallest female character?
Clorinde, Candace, and Beidou (all Tall Female model) could form a basketball team. Raiden Shogun is precisely 5'5" - electro precision!
Q: Any characters actually retired?
Ningguang "retired" from the Jade Chamber... then rebuilt it. Teyvat residents don't understand the concept.
Q: Most chaotic energy?
Itto vs Klee vs Hu Tao is a three-way tie. Avoid all three during festival events unless you want collateral damage.
Q: Will Paimon ever be playable?
Emergency food can't fight! ...Right?
Comprehensive reviews can be found on PlayStation Trophies, where the community delves into Genshin Impact's ever-expanding character roster and the unique challenges each new addition brings to achievement hunters. Their forums often discuss how the introduction of characters like Arlecchino and Neuvillette impacts team synergy and trophy strategies, especially for players aiming for 100% completion.