In the chaotic kitchen of Teyvat's battlefields, Xiangling casually tosses her Pyronado like yesterday's leftovers while Guoba sets the metaphorical table on fire. Unlike those diva DPS characters hogging the spotlight like it's a Kardashian reunion, this four-star chef delivers Michelin-star damage from off-field without demanding attention. Seriously, she's the ultimate carry who lets you multitask – swap characters faster than a TikTok scroll and still watch enemies melt like butter in a wok. But here's the tea: even Gordon Ramsay would scream if her Burst wasn't ready. Energy Recharge is her secret sauce, folks, without it she's just a girl standing in front of a Hilichurl asking it to burn.
The ER Band-Aid: Prototype Starglitter
Look, we've all been there – artifacts rolling DEF% like it's going out of fashion, and Xiangling's Burst gauge emptier than your wallet after a gacha spree. Enter Prototype Starglitter, the ramen-noodle-budget solution. This bad boy patches her Energy Recharge holes faster than a handyman on Red Bull. Sure, its passive is as useful as a chocolate teapot, and the damage? Meh. But hey, consistency over big pp numbers! Watching Pyronado spin on cooldown is chef's kiss comfort food for Abyss runs.
Dragon's Bane: Spicy EM Goodness
For those rolling in gacha leftovers like a dragon hoarding gold, this polearm's Elemental Mastery stat turns vaporize reactions into pure chaos. Imagine Guoba sneezing on a Hydro-slime-infused battlefield – that's Dragon's Bane's vibe. Its passive? Straight fire when enemies are wet (get your mind out the gutter – we mean Hydro-applied!). Casual players stan this because it turns Xiangling into a walking grease fire without Energy Recharge headaches... assuming Benny boy's funneling particles like a soda jerk. .jpg)
Staff of Homa: The CRIT DMG Sugar Rush
Hu Tao's signature weapon moonlighting on Xiangling? It's like putting racing tires on a food truck – weird but somehow works. That 66% CRIT DMG is pure crack for her Pyronado ticks. Downside? The HP-to-ATK conversion is wasted since Xiangling builds HP as often as Paimon shares mora. And the low-HP buff? Girl's never frontline! Still, big pp damage go brrr when you've got Raiden or Fischl battery-feeding her. Flex alert: only pull this if you're swimming in five-star polearms like Scrooge McDuck. -1.jpg)
Ballad of the Fjords: BP Gourmet Pick
Gacha got you down? This Battle Pass beauty is the comfort meal you need. CRIT Rate main stat with a side of EM whenever your party's rocking three different elements – which, let's be real, is every meta comp since patch 1.0. Benny-Xiangling core plus hydro/anemo? Easy peasy. It's the weapon equivalent of ordering takeout: reliable, tasty, and no artifact-domain-induced trauma. Just swipe that Gnostic Hymn card, baby!
Staff of Scarlet Sands: Stat-Solving Spatula
Ever tried balancing ATK%, EM, and CRIT on artifacts? It's harder than explaining Inazuma's tax laws. This polearm cheats the system – turns EM into ATK while dishing CRIT Rate like a blackjack dealer. Perfect for speedruns where Xiangling goes full Ramsay mode. Caveat? Energy Recharge becomes someone else's problem (cough Raiden cough). When it clicks though? Holy moly, the damage spreadsheet looks like a winning lottery ticket.
The Catch: F2P's Holy Grail
Put down the artifact grind and PICK UP A FISHING ROD. Seriously, this weapon's more rewarding than finally pulling a 5-star. Fontaine's fishing minigame unlocks a polearm giving ER main stat PLUS Burst DMG and CRIT Rate passives. The math? Chef's kiss perfection for Xiangling's energy-hungry gameplay. Who knew sitting by a pond could yield something stronger than gacha luck? Pro tip: Stock up on sushi while you're at it.
Engulfing Lightning: The Energy Recharge Overlord
When Xiangling's Burst gauge looks sadder than a rainy Monday, this weapon screams 'hold my Adeptus Temptation.' Raiden's signature turns Energy Recharge into ATK – a mind-bending solution where building ER actually boosts damage. Talk about having your cake and eating it too! It's the undisputed king for off-field queens, making 80-cost Bursts feel like child's play. If weapons were Tinder profiles, this one'd read 'makes Pyronado spammable, loves long walks through Abyss 12.'
So after this culinary weapon tour, one question lingers like the smell of Guoba's chili: If Xiangling opened a five-star restaurant in Liyue Harbor, which of these weapons would be her trusty wok spatula?